kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

snailfairy:

fun party game: take a shot every time u die on flappy bird

flappy bird crawled out from the deepest parts of hell for the sole purpose of destroying the human race what a piece of shit

flappy bird crawled out from the deepest parts of hell for the sole purpose of destroying the human race what a piece of shit

see-you-in-london:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP 

People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle

cuntflaps.

see-you-in-london:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP 

People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death

Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle

cuntflaps.

high-fivingamillionangels:

what in the whole fuck is this

gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

lulz-time:

farfr0mn0rmal:

The two biggest fuckin liars on television

lulz-time:

farfr0mn0rmal:

The two biggest fuckin liars on television

sultana-bran:

sometimes i hate the internet. this is not one of those times.

sultana-bran:

sometimes i hate the internet. this is not one of those times.

japcoregalore:

let me just park my fucking squid

japcoregalore:

let me just park my fucking squid

foxxycleopatra:

primadonnas:

dannydevimto:

i just found this playlist on my 10 year old sister’s spotify oh god

it says ‘by you’ right under the playlist’s title

foxxycleopatra:

primadonnas:

dannydevimto:

i just found this playlist on my 10 year old sister’s spotify oh god

it says ‘by you’ right under the playlist’s title

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knightscrest:

Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”

thestonedsociety:

Someone drew that guy who was the first to buy legal, non-medical marijuana in Colorado

thestonedsociety:

Someone drew that guy who was the first to buy legal, non-medical marijuana in Colorado

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

the hills are alive with the sound of music

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